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fifteen minutes of shame

cuntology:

When he doesn’t know what to do with the booty

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30th July, Wednesday (3:20pm) Reblog ↬

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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30th July, Wednesday (3:11pm) Reblog ↬

30th July, Wednesday (3:07pm) Reblog ↬

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

30th July, Wednesday (3:05pm) Reblog ↬

30th July, Wednesday (2:57pm) Reblog ↬
deep-dark-fears:

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